Roman Grinberg:
The Wise One. Born in Moldavia. Was a First Gunner in the Austrian Army. So watch your step. Sings and plays piano. Beautifully. If any important event in Vienna happens without him being the musical director, then either the organizers don't know him (yet), or they're clueless. The coolest grandfather in Vienna. Lives in Meidling, but avoids using the Meidlinger "L" when speaking. Acted in a sex film aged 18. As a Cossack. In a war scene. Without sex.